That awkward moment when your dad screams naked in...
OK kids, time for some real talk.
I have a problem that I need some help with, and I’m asking you because you might have some advice. Someone someday might read this and be afraid to work with me or hire me, to which I say: would you rather get someone who hides their problems and isn’t working to fix them? So yeah, don’t let my honest attempt to improve myself scare you away. I find I chronically avoid tasks...
When life gets you down
tylercoates: Ask yourself, “Would twelve-year-old me think my life is awesome?” The answer’s generally yes.
A real winner on OkCupid
Him: where u live
Me: bed stuy, you?
Him: shit. are u crazy
Me: no, why do you think im crazy? where do you live?
Him: brooklyn. bed sty so dangerous
Me: lol, have you been to bed stuy?
Him: no. but i know its bad
Me: lol. uh huh. where in brooklyn do you live?
[five minutes later]
Him: is that all
Me: guess so
Late-night dancing at Hoyt-Schermerhorn